Hey Jeff, please return the president’s White House empty rocking chair to where you removed it from private property on the Devil Track, South Shore Road, this past Saturday or Sunday.
Unknowingly, you, Jeff, thought this chair was for you. Not so. This chair is about 80 years old and belongs to my wife’s family. It is an heirloom.
As you probably noticed, it had a wooden plank missing from the seat—this was for the president to use to release the misinformation he is releasing to the naïve citizens of the USA and his czars.
Your note “Thanks for the rocker!” signed “Jeff” was thoughtful of you, but you have left a bad taste in the mouths of all Jeffs for your wrongful act.
Please. Just return the rocker to its rightful place and all will be right again.
Alan Clothier
Grand Marais
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